Comments on: The Outside of The Asylum http://raytoler.com/2009/05/14/the-outside-of-the-asylum/ "It's a very deadly weapon to know what you're doing." Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:38:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: vixzilla http://raytoler.com/2009/05/14/the-outside-of-the-asylum/comment-page-1/#comment-71 vixzilla Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:38:03 +0000 http://raytoler.com/?p=103#comment-71 I also get great pleasure and delight in knowing 2 things. 1. There actually may be those out there that need this degree of direction in their lives - AND - 2. There are others that feel compelled to provide this direction so that the imbeciles may live another day to procreate. During high-risk times of infection such as the flu season and the latest "pigademic", my company actually has these exact instructions posted in the restrooms. I love to catch a stranger walking up to the sinks as I'm washing my hands so that I can pretend to be struggling with the complex procedure posted in front of me. If you can't figure out how to wash OR your body can't ward off any adverse effects of not being able to do so, then maybe you're just not to be. I don't intend on sounding heartless, but sometimes the runt pig dies and that's just part of life. Now with that, I do understand that we make these "instructions" available so that the knuckle draggers don't spread the sickness. We do afterall, breath the same air. Excuse me now while I try to figure out the proper dosage of this hand sanitizer. I also get great pleasure and delight in knowing 2 things.
1. There actually may be those out there that need this degree of direction in their lives – AND -
2. There are others that feel compelled to provide this direction so that the imbeciles may live another day to procreate.

During high-risk times of infection such as the flu season and the latest “pigademic”, my company actually has these exact instructions posted in the restrooms. I love to catch a stranger walking up to the sinks as I’m washing my hands so that I can pretend to be struggling with the complex procedure posted in front of me.

If you can’t figure out how to wash OR your body can’t ward off any adverse effects of not being able to do so, then maybe you’re just not to be. I don’t intend on sounding heartless, but sometimes the runt pig dies and that’s just part of life.

Now with that, I do understand that we make these “instructions” available so that the knuckle draggers don’t spread the sickness. We do afterall, breath the same air.

Excuse me now while I try to figure out the proper dosage of this hand sanitizer.

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